1 00:00:01,642 --> 00:00:03,668 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:14,267 --> 00:00:15,770 Looking good, Junior. 3 00:00:15,770 --> 00:00:17,841 Hey, you ready to take down Bar Harbor on Saturday? 4 00:00:17,841 --> 00:00:20,913 -That's the plan. -[laughs] Oh, yeah. 5 00:00:20,913 --> 00:00:23,552 All right, well, let's see how the Mosquito star player 6 00:00:23,552 --> 00:00:25,757 can do against the Hall-of-Famer. 7 00:00:25,757 --> 00:00:29,364 Come on. Okay. Hey, bud. 8 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:31,267 Hey, you pitched a great game last week, man. 9 00:00:31,267 --> 00:00:34,541 I love cheering you on, buddy. Keep it up, all right? 10 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:37,413 I used to pitch for the Skeets back in the day, young gun. 11 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:39,483 [Mark] You know? I don't know if you've ever heard. 12 00:00:39,483 --> 00:00:42,023 I was known far and wide for the "My Low High Low." 13 00:00:42,023 --> 00:00:44,026 You think you can handle that pitch? 14 00:00:44,026 --> 00:00:45,730 -Bring it on. -[Mark] Oh! 15 00:00:45,730 --> 00:00:48,067 [laughs] 16 00:00:54,013 --> 00:00:57,185 [suspenseful music] 17 00:01:05,435 --> 00:01:08,341 -[groaning] -[bone cracks] 18 00:01:09,712 --> 00:01:12,650 [groaning] 19 00:01:15,022 --> 00:01:16,357 Oh, no! 20 00:01:18,997 --> 00:01:20,266 [panting] 21 00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:22,537 [instrumental music] 22 00:01:22,537 --> 00:01:25,042 Mm... 23 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:26,579 Good morning, guys. 24 00:01:26,579 --> 00:01:30,186 So, listen, I feel like I just, um, 25 00:01:30,186 --> 00:01:33,058 I have to get really real with you guys. 26 00:01:33,058 --> 00:01:35,362 Like, no gimmicks, no puns. 27 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:38,803 Just, like, me and you talking. 28 00:01:38,803 --> 00:01:41,074 So, here's the thing. 29 00:01:41,074 --> 00:01:44,446 My mom has been dating this loser, 30 00:01:44,446 --> 00:01:48,622 I call him Dumb-Dumb, for, like, six months now. 31 00:01:48,622 --> 00:01:52,731 And last night at dinner she tells me that he's moving in. 32 00:01:52,731 --> 00:01:56,337 Like, "Pass the potatoes. You have a new dad." 33 00:01:56,337 --> 00:02:00,513 So I made the decision to move out, 34 00:02:00,513 --> 00:02:03,352 and I am not talking with her right now, 35 00:02:03,352 --> 00:02:07,226 which is why I appreciate this community now more than ever. 36 00:02:07,226 --> 00:02:09,965 What in God's name are you doing here? 37 00:02:09,965 --> 00:02:12,103 I have a new show. 38 00:02:12,103 --> 00:02:14,741 Coffee With Elaine. Unfiltered. No Sugar. 39 00:02:14,741 --> 00:02:16,110 Great. I'm sure it'll be a big hit. 40 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:17,648 No, I mean, why are you here, 41 00:02:17,648 --> 00:02:19,484 sleeping on my sofa? 42 00:02:19,484 --> 00:02:21,656 -I moved out of my house. -Yeah, well, move back in. 43 00:02:21,656 --> 00:02:24,060 I already have one unwanted house guest. 44 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,563 I don't need another. 45 00:02:28,368 --> 00:02:30,239 Do you guys remember when I was telling you about 46 00:02:30,239 --> 00:02:34,346 my amazing boss who's almost like a father figure? 47 00:02:36,117 --> 00:02:37,486 Well, he died. 48 00:02:38,522 --> 00:02:40,993 So now I'm stuck with this guy. 49 00:02:40,993 --> 00:02:44,199 [upbeat music] 50 00:02:55,222 --> 00:02:56,591 [door opens] 51 00:02:56,591 --> 00:02:58,361 Morning! 52 00:02:58,361 --> 00:03:00,833 Don't let the dog get... 53 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,302 [Elaine] Good morning, Sarah. 54 00:03:02,302 --> 00:03:04,107 You should really name that dog. 55 00:03:04,107 --> 00:03:06,678 Oh, I'm not giving him a name and I'm not giving him a home. 56 00:03:06,678 --> 00:03:08,214 -What's going on here? -Oh, I'm-- 57 00:03:08,214 --> 00:03:10,085 Clearly, I have a trespasser. 58 00:03:10,085 --> 00:03:12,924 Call the police. Why are you here? 59 00:03:12,924 --> 00:03:16,798 Oh, I cut my finger on a rusty old lobster chip. You wanna see? 60 00:03:16,798 --> 00:03:18,402 Yeah, no, uh, Elaine will take care of it. 61 00:03:18,402 --> 00:03:20,238 Um, I-I should give you a tetanus shot, though. 62 00:03:20,238 --> 00:03:21,808 That Eddie McCroy. 63 00:03:21,808 --> 00:03:26,518 He's been getting into my lobstering territory again. 64 00:03:26,518 --> 00:03:29,658 So I've had to start cutting off his buoys. 65 00:03:29,658 --> 00:03:33,097 You're still feuding with him? When will this madness end? 66 00:03:33,097 --> 00:03:34,568 When he's dead. 67 00:03:34,568 --> 00:03:36,538 I'm gonna knock him out, and then I'm gonna stuff him 68 00:03:36,538 --> 00:03:38,810 in an old rusty lobster trap, 69 00:03:38,810 --> 00:03:40,580 and then I'm gonna throw him overboard. 70 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:42,149 I should give you a rabies shot, too. 71 00:03:42,149 --> 00:03:43,986 You're foaming at the mouth. 72 00:03:45,155 --> 00:03:46,490 [instrumental music] 73 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,132 Hey, look. What do you, uh, what do you think? 74 00:03:50,132 --> 00:03:51,936 I mean, is it, is it cute? 75 00:03:51,936 --> 00:03:54,440 Or does it, does it look like I'm trying too hard? 76 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,679 -I think it's adorable. Yeah. -Really? 77 00:03:56,679 --> 00:03:59,183 I mean, maybe it would look better belted. 78 00:03:59,183 --> 00:04:01,688 Louisa, I know, we're the gays, 79 00:04:01,688 --> 00:04:03,692 but i-it's time you knew the truth. 80 00:04:03,692 --> 00:04:05,328 We don't know anything about fashion. 81 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,534 -[Louisa scoffs] -Um, speak for yourself. 82 00:04:07,534 --> 00:04:10,205 Twenty years ago when I was you-know-who's private chef, 83 00:04:10,205 --> 00:04:12,343 designers, stylists were coming in and out. 84 00:04:12,343 --> 00:04:14,714 And one night I was making dinner for... Ah! 85 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:16,484 -Ah. -It's killing you, isn't it? 86 00:04:16,484 --> 00:04:18,187 Yes, never sign an NDA. 87 00:04:18,187 --> 00:04:20,191 It's a prison you will never be free from. 88 00:04:20,191 --> 00:04:21,595 Don't you have any female friends 89 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,897 you can talk fashion with? 90 00:04:22,897 --> 00:04:26,706 Well, I-I mean, there-there's Nicole. Um... 91 00:04:26,706 --> 00:04:29,076 She moved to Missoula. And then Corinne. 92 00:04:29,076 --> 00:04:31,581 But then she had the twins, so... 93 00:04:31,581 --> 00:04:35,488 And then I guess Mark just kind of became my-my whole world. 94 00:04:35,488 --> 00:04:37,493 Well, I don't know zip about fashion, 95 00:04:37,493 --> 00:04:41,334 but I do know that women need female friends, 96 00:04:41,334 --> 00:04:43,004 if for no other reason, so we can bitch about 97 00:04:43,004 --> 00:04:46,244 all the stupid, ignorant, immature, insensitive stuff 98 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,518 that men do. Present company excluded. 99 00:04:49,518 --> 00:04:52,490 -Oh, stop. -But isn't it a little weird? 100 00:04:52,490 --> 00:04:54,226 I mean, how am I supposed to go about 101 00:04:54,226 --> 00:04:56,397 finding a best friend at my age? 102 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:59,538 I don't know, maybe at the victory party, 103 00:04:59,538 --> 00:05:02,677 when we celebrate our win against Bar Harbor 104 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:04,982 all night long! 105 00:05:04,982 --> 00:05:07,921 -Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. -Bye, 12-year losing streak. 106 00:05:07,921 --> 00:05:10,091 -Bye, Bar Harbor. -Oh! 107 00:05:10,091 --> 00:05:12,597 Victory is within our grasp! 108 00:05:12,597 --> 00:05:17,339 -Yes, I can taste it. -Go Woodpeckers! 109 00:05:17,339 --> 00:05:21,481 Eddie McCroy, what are you doing here? 110 00:05:21,481 --> 00:05:22,984 Why don't you and your hat go back 111 00:05:22,984 --> 00:05:25,154 to Bar Harbor, where you belong? 112 00:05:25,154 --> 00:05:27,827 I can set my traps anywhere I want. 113 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:31,000 How about you shut your trap and get the hell out of here? 114 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,636 Okay, okay, let's all calm down 115 00:05:32,636 --> 00:05:35,877 and maybe save this enthusiasm for the baseball diamond? 116 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,048 -Fine. -Fine. 117 00:05:38,048 --> 00:05:40,653 Go Mosquitos! And get this pecker out of here. 118 00:05:40,653 --> 00:05:43,692 It's Woodpecker, and you know that. 119 00:05:45,696 --> 00:05:48,301 -[groans] -This is bad. 120 00:05:48,301 --> 00:05:50,940 I'll handle the diagnosis. Thank you, Elaine. 121 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:54,213 I messed up, doc. Junior is Skeeters' star player. 122 00:05:54,213 --> 00:05:57,520 Strongest arm, biggest bat, but I should have known that 123 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,824 the "My Low High Low" could still defeat the best! 124 00:05:59,824 --> 00:06:01,461 This is the first time in over a decade 125 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:03,064 we even had a shot at beating Bar Harbor. 126 00:06:03,064 --> 00:06:04,667 Yeah, if it's all right with the Greek chorus, 127 00:06:04,667 --> 00:06:06,571 I'd like to talk to the patient. 128 00:06:06,571 --> 00:06:08,241 -What did he call us? -Just means shut up. 129 00:06:08,241 --> 00:06:10,412 -Okay. -It's not serious, is it? 130 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,584 I don't know, i-it-it could be a muscle strain, 131 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:15,556 a-a pinched nerve, or the sign of a more serious problem. 132 00:06:15,556 --> 00:06:17,827 [Martin] Junior, is there someone Elaine should call? 133 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:20,933 -I already called my dad. -Oh, I'm a dead man. 134 00:06:20,933 --> 00:06:24,306 What happened? What's going on with my son? 135 00:06:24,306 --> 00:06:26,010 -This is your son? -[Elaine] Yeah. 136 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,114 -He's Glendon Jr.. -[Glendon] What happened? 137 00:06:28,114 --> 00:06:30,018 [Junior] I was putting in extra time at batting practice, 138 00:06:30,018 --> 00:06:32,122 like we talked about, and then Mark came. 139 00:06:32,122 --> 00:06:34,895 It wasn't my fault. It was the damn "My Low High Low." 140 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,168 I hurt my back, but I'm fine. I should be good by the game. 141 00:06:38,168 --> 00:06:41,107 Okay. You better be. 142 00:06:41,107 --> 00:06:43,679 You know, I was the star pitcher for the Skeets back in my day? 143 00:06:43,679 --> 00:06:45,716 Do you know how proud it makes me that Junior here 144 00:06:45,716 --> 00:06:48,723 is our best chance of beating Bar Harbor in 12 years? 145 00:06:48,723 --> 00:06:50,860 This kid is already famous around here. 146 00:06:50,860 --> 00:06:55,369 You hear that? Come on, champ. Let's get you into an ice bath. 147 00:06:55,369 --> 00:06:58,575 Just so you know, champ may have a herniated disc 148 00:06:58,575 --> 00:07:00,747 or something else that could lead to further injury. 149 00:07:00,747 --> 00:07:03,351 -We should really just... Ah! -Ah! Ah! 150 00:07:03,351 --> 00:07:05,489 -What happened? -Oh, my arm! 151 00:07:05,489 --> 00:07:07,226 -[Glendon] Huh! What? -[Junior groans] 152 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,963 What did you do to my son? 153 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:11,735 [groaning] 154 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:15,709 [theme music] 155 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:35,616 [groans] 156 00:07:35,616 --> 00:07:37,787 Looks like he broke his forearm. 157 00:07:37,787 --> 00:07:39,791 It looks like you broke his forearm. 158 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:41,895 Unbelievable. Oh, y-you've ruined everything. 159 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,899 The game coming up, college scholarships. 160 00:07:43,899 --> 00:07:46,070 No, it-it just doesn't make any sense his arm broke 161 00:07:46,070 --> 00:07:48,509 that easily. I need to do some X-rays to further assess-- 162 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,045 Oh, you've done enough. 163 00:07:50,045 --> 00:07:53,819 I'm taking my son to Bar Harbor Hospital. 164 00:07:53,819 --> 00:07:55,856 You'll be hearing from my lawyers. 165 00:07:55,856 --> 00:07:57,527 What? 166 00:07:57,527 --> 00:08:00,566 Ooh! Ha-ha! 167 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:03,839 I am loving that now this is all your fault. 168 00:08:03,839 --> 00:08:05,642 -[Mark] Just, uh... -It's not my fault. Get out. 169 00:08:05,642 --> 00:08:08,649 Ooh! Ha-ha... 170 00:08:08,649 --> 00:08:10,652 It's just like a huge, like, 171 00:08:10,652 --> 00:08:14,594 a huge weight off my shoulders. 172 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,534 [Mark] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! 173 00:08:17,534 --> 00:08:20,305 Hey, I'm sorry about the fight with your mom, 174 00:08:20,305 --> 00:08:23,278 but I like your new show. 175 00:08:23,278 --> 00:08:24,681 Thank you. 176 00:08:24,681 --> 00:08:26,050 I'm trying to be real 177 00:08:26,050 --> 00:08:28,522 because everything else I was doing online 178 00:08:28,522 --> 00:08:30,526 was just to get, like, likes and views. 179 00:08:30,526 --> 00:08:34,934 But being real is, like, huge right now. 180 00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:36,672 I think it's a great idea, and... 181 00:08:36,672 --> 00:08:40,479 People will fall in love with you just for being you. 182 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:43,652 [instrumental music] 183 00:08:57,446 --> 00:08:59,584 Um, Jeannie? 184 00:08:59,584 --> 00:09:02,122 -Hm? -What do you think about this? 185 00:09:02,122 --> 00:09:05,896 I mean, is it cute, or is it trying too hard? 186 00:09:05,896 --> 00:09:08,467 Super cute, but it needs a bow. 187 00:09:08,467 --> 00:09:10,371 [gasps] Oh, my God. I was wondering that. 188 00:09:10,371 --> 00:09:12,977 Yeah, otherwise it's kind of giving off 189 00:09:12,977 --> 00:09:15,282 "I woke up at a boy's house, and I put on a shirt 190 00:09:15,282 --> 00:09:17,720 because I drank too much, and I slept in my dress" vibes. 191 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:20,492 That's not what I was going for. 192 00:09:20,492 --> 00:09:22,630 Yeah, I didn't think so. But with a belt... 193 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:25,201 -Oh. Your belt. Ah. -Yeah. 194 00:09:25,201 --> 00:09:26,639 -It is... Yeah. -Okay. 195 00:09:26,639 --> 00:09:28,509 -It's fun. -Wow! 196 00:09:28,509 --> 00:09:30,612 -Oh, you like? -[laughs] 197 00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:33,051 -Mm. -And just tuck that. Oh! 198 00:09:33,051 --> 00:09:34,286 -Okay. -Yes. Okay. 199 00:09:34,286 --> 00:09:38,328 Yeah, now give me a pose. Louisa, yeah, yeah! 200 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,666 -Vogue. -[both laughing] 201 00:09:40,666 --> 00:09:43,705 -Look at that. Mm-hmm. Ah! -Oh, my God, I love it! 202 00:09:44,406 --> 00:09:45,609 Thank you. 203 00:09:45,609 --> 00:09:48,048 -Anytime. Mm. -Mm.. 204 00:09:48,048 --> 00:09:51,353 It's so nice to talk to another woman. 205 00:09:51,353 --> 00:09:52,957 You know, all that time with Mark, I just forgot 206 00:09:52,957 --> 00:09:54,794 how important female friendships are. 207 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:57,800 -Yeah, they're not that great. -Totally. What? 208 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,205 Isn't it all about finding a man? 209 00:10:00,205 --> 00:10:02,610 Your biological clock doesn't care about sipping Cosmos 210 00:10:02,610 --> 00:10:05,516 and talking about shoes. You know what I mean? 211 00:10:05,516 --> 00:10:08,154 -Oh, but... Oh, you're serious. -Of course. 212 00:10:08,154 --> 00:10:11,360 The last thing I want is to end up single with dried-up old eggs 213 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,398 and my good years behind me. 214 00:10:13,398 --> 00:10:15,669 -No offense. -Oh, me. 215 00:10:15,669 --> 00:10:19,409 -Okay. Yeah. -[school bell rings] 216 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,117 Elaine, can you find me Junior's file? 217 00:10:23,117 --> 00:10:25,523 [Elaine on intercom] I am working. 218 00:10:25,523 --> 00:10:27,893 Yes, for me. 219 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:33,104 He's too young for osteoporosis. 220 00:10:33,104 --> 00:10:36,812 Maybe he already had a hairline fracture, something genetic. 221 00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:39,416 [keyboard keys clacking] 222 00:10:42,857 --> 00:10:45,663 Elaine, why can't I find any records before 2020? 223 00:10:45,663 --> 00:10:49,904 Is there a separate drive? Were some of the files not digitized? 224 00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:54,780 Elaine? 225 00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:03,031 [Martin] Elaine? 226 00:11:03,031 --> 00:11:07,272 Welcome back to Coffee With Elaine. Unfiltered. No Sugar. 227 00:11:07,272 --> 00:11:11,748 Mm, since moving out, I've felt super alone. 228 00:11:11,748 --> 00:11:13,317 But we all feel alone sometimes, right? 229 00:11:13,317 --> 00:11:14,486 I would love to feel alone. 230 00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:16,123 Have you found another place to stay? 231 00:11:16,123 --> 00:11:19,029 Mm, I mean, I've always been different. 232 00:11:19,029 --> 00:11:22,435 I-I have this rare thing where my heart is on the wrong side. 233 00:11:22,435 --> 00:11:24,406 It's on the right, not the left. 234 00:11:24,406 --> 00:11:27,747 And I can't eat tomatoes because they gross me out. 235 00:11:27,747 --> 00:11:29,885 -Wait, are you a twin? -So... 236 00:11:29,885 --> 00:11:31,320 What does that have to do with tomatoes? 237 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,488 Well, I assure you, nothing. 238 00:11:32,488 --> 00:11:34,527 But situs inversus organ reversal 239 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,898 is most common among identical twins. 240 00:11:36,898 --> 00:11:39,502 I'm not a twin. I don't think. 241 00:11:40,639 --> 00:11:42,743 Well, wait, how would I know? 242 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:45,849 I was just a fetus. Am I a twin? 243 00:11:45,849 --> 00:11:49,991 Well, one twin can develop with reversed organs 244 00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:52,897 due to a later-than-usual embryonic split, so... 245 00:11:52,897 --> 00:11:55,569 Why would my mother never mention that? 246 00:11:55,569 --> 00:11:58,307 What, did she have to give up one twin for adoption 247 00:11:58,307 --> 00:12:00,044 because she couldn't afford to raise us both? 248 00:12:00,044 --> 00:12:02,884 Oh, my God. No wonder she's always resented me. 249 00:12:02,884 --> 00:12:05,154 She thinks that she chose the wrong twin. 250 00:12:05,154 --> 00:12:07,092 Could my twin just, like, be out there somewhere? 251 00:12:07,092 --> 00:12:08,762 And if so, does she have an extra bedroom? 252 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:10,699 Doc, could you try to find my mom's files 253 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:11,801 from the day that I was born? 254 00:12:11,801 --> 00:12:13,705 Sure. Anything else? Coffee? 255 00:12:13,705 --> 00:12:15,342 No, I have. 256 00:12:15,342 --> 00:12:17,647 The only thing worse than having you as an assistant 257 00:12:17,647 --> 00:12:19,149 would be having two of you as assistants. 258 00:12:19,149 --> 00:12:21,486 Now, I need you to find me Glendon Jr.'s file 259 00:12:21,486 --> 00:12:23,992 and his family's files. Thank you. 260 00:12:24,795 --> 00:12:26,163 [instrumental music] 261 00:12:27,933 --> 00:12:31,040 In the meantime, if you know someone who looks like me 262 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:34,279 but is not me, please put that in the comments. 263 00:12:36,851 --> 00:12:40,793 Well, that stinks. 264 00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,229 [sighs] Now that Junior's injured, 265 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:45,368 I guess there goes the championship. 266 00:12:45,368 --> 00:12:48,842 Oh, that pasta salad did not hit the spot. 267 00:12:48,842 --> 00:12:51,080 Well, we made the playoffs. 268 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,951 That's still a huge accomplishment. 269 00:12:52,951 --> 00:12:56,257 Save it for the kids, Louisa. I needed a win. 270 00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:59,597 That was my pasta salad, by the way. 271 00:12:59,597 --> 00:13:01,668 -You made it? -Yes, I did. 272 00:13:01,668 --> 00:13:04,406 And I brought it as my lunch. 273 00:13:04,406 --> 00:13:07,311 So I guess Mark did the cooking when you two were together? 274 00:13:09,082 --> 00:13:10,184 Yeah. 275 00:13:12,455 --> 00:13:14,125 -Oh, my God. -What? 276 00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:15,896 Someone must have left this in the printer. 277 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,465 Oh, that's not interesting. 278 00:13:17,465 --> 00:13:18,568 It's for Principal Halloway 279 00:13:18,568 --> 00:13:20,672 from the county school board. 280 00:13:20,672 --> 00:13:24,246 They might have to shut the school down. Budget cuts. 281 00:13:24,246 --> 00:13:28,020 -Well, maybe it's for the best. -How is this for the best? 282 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,991 I am wasting my youth here. 283 00:13:29,991 --> 00:13:32,128 None of the kids' dads are even hot. 284 00:13:32,128 --> 00:13:35,101 Okay. What about the kids? We have to do something. 285 00:13:35,101 --> 00:13:38,107 No, it-it's not so great for the kids. 286 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:43,986 This is her. This has to be her. She looks just like me. 287 00:13:43,986 --> 00:13:46,190 That is you. That's your Facebook page. Who's next? 288 00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:50,566 I am. Because of you, I need something for depression. 289 00:13:50,566 --> 00:13:53,337 That Skeets victory was all I had to live for. 290 00:13:53,337 --> 00:13:54,941 [Arnold] Yeah, rooting for the Skeets was 291 00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:57,279 one of the only things Freda and I had in common. 292 00:13:57,279 --> 00:13:59,016 We got engaged to the Skeets game. 293 00:13:59,016 --> 00:14:01,287 You've killed baseball and you've killed our marriage! 294 00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:03,157 What's the medical reason you're here? 295 00:14:03,157 --> 00:14:05,028 Arnold needs his hearing checked. 296 00:14:05,028 --> 00:14:07,533 Freda's yelling broke my eardrums. 297 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:09,303 [chuckling] Oh, that's not true. 298 00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:11,541 -That's not true! -You're right, it's not. 299 00:14:11,541 --> 00:14:13,578 My hearing's fine. I've just stopped listening to you. 300 00:14:13,578 --> 00:14:15,916 Oh, yeah, I know that. Are you up... What is this? 301 00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:17,653 It's a prescription for a divorce. 302 00:14:17,653 --> 00:14:18,922 -Oh. -Mr. Collins, you're up next. 303 00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:21,026 -Uh-huh. -Hey, doc. Hey, everybody. 304 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:23,898 Hey, brought you some donuts from the Salty Breeze 305 00:14:23,898 --> 00:14:25,802 'cause, you know, we're buds. 306 00:14:25,802 --> 00:14:27,372 Yeah, that's not how I would characterize it. 307 00:14:27,372 --> 00:14:30,445 Oh, and 'cause I really, really like you and respect you. 308 00:14:30,445 --> 00:14:33,383 Are you proposing or is there a point here? 309 00:14:33,383 --> 00:14:35,822 You see, um... 310 00:14:35,822 --> 00:14:37,492 -Glendon... -Glendon. Oh. 311 00:14:37,492 --> 00:14:40,064 You mean the father whose son may have brittle bones, 312 00:14:40,064 --> 00:14:43,605 but who cares as long as the Skeets win on Saturday? 313 00:14:43,605 --> 00:14:46,110 Yeah, about that. Um, can I speak to you privately? 314 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:48,247 I don't have the time, Mark. 315 00:14:48,247 --> 00:14:49,784 -I think you do. -I really don't. 316 00:14:49,784 --> 00:14:51,787 No, I really think you do. 317 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:54,025 Mark, I'm really not enjoying this. 318 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,165 Okay. Okay. 319 00:14:59,236 --> 00:15:01,473 -Are you Martin Best? -Yes. 320 00:15:01,473 --> 00:15:05,181 -Do you reside at 3 Main Street? -Uh, what is this? 321 00:15:07,219 --> 00:15:09,757 Okay. I'm just doing my job. I'm really sorry, man. 322 00:15:09,757 --> 00:15:12,697 You've been served. Glendon is suing you for malpractice. 323 00:15:12,697 --> 00:15:15,000 -[Arnold] Ah! -[gasps] 324 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,438 [tense music] 325 00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:25,154 -Malpractice? -You did break a boy's arm. 326 00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:27,125 No, I didn't break his arm, he had 327 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,529 some kind of pre-existing condition. 328 00:15:28,529 --> 00:15:31,133 He sure did. He used to be a good baseball player. 329 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,137 -[chuckling] -[Martin] It's not amusing. 330 00:15:33,137 --> 00:15:35,274 I-I, this lawsuit is as ridiculous 331 00:15:35,274 --> 00:15:37,245 as having a mosquito as your mascot. 332 00:15:37,245 --> 00:15:40,284 Oh, come on now. Let's not say things we're gonna regret. 333 00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,523 I am not the reason Junior broke his arm. 334 00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:44,627 [Martin] If I could just examine him, 335 00:15:44,627 --> 00:15:48,166 see a family medical history, or look at an X-ray, 336 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,537 I could figure out why it happened. 337 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:51,674 Exactly. I know, I believe you, doc. 338 00:15:51,674 --> 00:15:55,347 You're a good man. But I would still lawyer up. 339 00:15:55,347 --> 00:15:57,619 [quirky music] 340 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,397 [sighs] 341 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:13,116 [cell phone vibrating] 342 00:16:22,937 --> 00:16:24,372 [cell phone chimes] 343 00:16:30,786 --> 00:16:33,290 -[dog whining] -Hello? 344 00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:34,459 [Elaine] The two of us can't sleep 345 00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:36,230 with you making all of that noise. 346 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,968 Neither you, nor the dog who shall not be named, 347 00:16:38,968 --> 00:16:40,170 should be sleeping in my house. 348 00:16:40,170 --> 00:16:42,208 We're not sleeping at your house. 349 00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,547 Because you're making too much racket. That's what I'm saying. 350 00:16:44,547 --> 00:16:46,216 I think I know what you're saying. 351 00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:48,555 Anyway, just... Why do I even bother? 352 00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:54,801 This kid either had a pre-existing fracture, 353 00:16:54,801 --> 00:16:56,303 or he has brittle bones. 354 00:16:56,303 --> 00:16:58,942 In which case, something is causing that condition. 355 00:16:58,942 --> 00:17:00,478 Something that should be addressed medically. 356 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,484 And a clue might be in his records, right? 357 00:17:03,484 --> 00:17:06,089 You'd think it'd be in his records. But Dr. Reese, right? 358 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:08,360 Unfortunately, Dr. Reese, who everyone loved, 359 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:12,803 didn't bother to digitize all his files before he died. 360 00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:15,642 This town is a nightmare. 361 00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:17,913 Yeah, it kind of can be. 362 00:17:17,913 --> 00:17:20,317 Some ways I'm glad my twin sister got out. 363 00:17:21,655 --> 00:17:22,656 Mm. 364 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,538 [groaning] 365 00:17:31,974 --> 00:17:33,444 [clears throat] 366 00:17:33,444 --> 00:17:35,615 Ah. Ah. 367 00:17:36,718 --> 00:17:38,622 Thank you for seeing me. 368 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,291 I hope you're here to cheer me up. 369 00:17:40,291 --> 00:17:42,563 Well, I, I know, it's not good news. 370 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:45,134 You are telling me. 371 00:17:45,134 --> 00:17:49,243 234 days straight I'm the Wordle king. 372 00:17:49,243 --> 00:17:52,883 And I forget to play one day, one day, 373 00:17:52,883 --> 00:17:54,620 and streak over? 374 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,158 I mean, it just, it just slipped my mind. It just, it... 375 00:17:57,158 --> 00:17:59,295 How could it just slip my mind? 376 00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:02,368 Well, uh, well, maybe you were preoccupied by the idea 377 00:18:02,368 --> 00:18:05,575 that our school might close. 378 00:18:05,575 --> 00:18:08,247 No. No. No. 379 00:18:08,247 --> 00:18:11,153 But you know what? That's depressing, too. 380 00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:13,525 I really loved being the principal here. 381 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:17,532 Loved? Well, well, it's-it's-it's just over? 382 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:21,073 I mean, w-w-we aren't gonna, gonna fight this? Heh-heh. 383 00:18:21,073 --> 00:18:23,443 I think losing our star player is a sign 384 00:18:23,443 --> 00:18:25,682 that we just, we can't compete. 385 00:18:25,682 --> 00:18:28,186 You know, this is how it goes at small schools. 386 00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:31,193 -We had a good run. -Uh... 387 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:33,196 Don't you care what happens to our students? 388 00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,901 I know what'll happen to them. 389 00:18:34,901 --> 00:18:36,838 They'll all get bused to Bar Harbor. 390 00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:40,111 And although it's a bit of a commute, you know, at least 391 00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:44,186 they'll have the opportunity to experience victory for a change. 392 00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:47,391 [instrumental music] 393 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,464 [car door shuts] 394 00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,201 What's that long face about? 395 00:18:52,201 --> 00:18:54,507 Oh, it's nothing. 396 00:18:54,507 --> 00:18:56,476 -What happened to you? -Oh, nothin'. 397 00:18:56,476 --> 00:18:58,581 Eddie McCroy cut some of my traps loose, 398 00:18:58,581 --> 00:19:00,552 so I had to punch out some windows on his boat. 399 00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:03,090 You punched out glass windows? 400 00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:05,328 No, dammit. It was too strong. 401 00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:07,767 Look at this. Did I break these fingers? 402 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,104 -Hey! Hey! -Let me see. 403 00:19:10,104 --> 00:19:11,607 Oh, what did you do now? 404 00:19:11,607 --> 00:19:14,614 Oh, I may have inquired about some records. 405 00:19:14,614 --> 00:19:18,086 You went to Bar Harbor and tried to access my son's X-rays? 406 00:19:18,086 --> 00:19:20,592 Look, you, you have some nerve. 407 00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,330 -Aunt Sarah, inside. -And miss this? 408 00:19:27,238 --> 00:19:29,209 Now, you know what's nervy? 409 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,646 You're suing the only doctor who seems 410 00:19:30,646 --> 00:19:32,481 concerned about your son's brittle bones. 411 00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:34,085 [Glendon] You sure you wanna talk to me that way? 412 00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,387 I don't wanna talk to you at all. 413 00:19:35,387 --> 00:19:37,025 No problem. That's what we have lawyers for. 414 00:19:37,025 --> 00:19:39,763 -Good luck proving your case. -Yeah, I don't need luck. 415 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:44,740 I know someone who knows someone at Boston Memorial Hospital. 416 00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:45,976 Are you suing them, too? 417 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:47,913 I know you had some kind of meltdown, 418 00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:50,218 and that's why you're not a surgeon anymore. 419 00:19:50,218 --> 00:19:52,823 I can't wait to tell that to a judge. 420 00:19:52,823 --> 00:19:55,662 -And everyone else in town. -Have at it? 421 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:59,001 I am not scared of you or any nonsense you think you know. 422 00:20:00,271 --> 00:20:02,510 Nice try... 423 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:05,615 That may fool some people around here, 424 00:20:05,615 --> 00:20:06,884 but not me. 425 00:20:08,722 --> 00:20:11,727 [suspenseful music] 426 00:20:18,775 --> 00:20:20,846 Ow! 427 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:22,616 -[Martin] Ooh. -Ah. 428 00:20:22,616 --> 00:20:25,622 Ah. Ow. 429 00:20:26,924 --> 00:20:30,497 Ah. Ow. Ow. 430 00:20:34,907 --> 00:20:37,646 [instrumental music] 431 00:20:50,572 --> 00:20:52,943 Since we don't have anyone scheduled for an hour, 432 00:20:52,943 --> 00:20:54,847 I might go talk to my mom. 433 00:20:54,847 --> 00:20:57,720 That's fine. I have business to take care of at the school. Hm. 434 00:20:57,720 --> 00:21:00,457 The thing is, these past few days, 435 00:21:00,457 --> 00:21:04,298 living with somebody so sad and lonely 436 00:21:04,298 --> 00:21:07,472 has made me realize how important family is, 437 00:21:07,472 --> 00:21:09,175 especially when you're old. 438 00:21:09,175 --> 00:21:10,612 [Elaine] So even though I said I would 439 00:21:10,612 --> 00:21:12,181 never talk to my mom again, 440 00:21:12,181 --> 00:21:13,484 I think that it is important 441 00:21:13,484 --> 00:21:15,855 that I put my anger aside 442 00:21:15,855 --> 00:21:19,830 and find out what happened to my beloved twin sister. 443 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,071 [seagulls squawking] 444 00:21:32,255 --> 00:21:33,925 Elaine! 445 00:21:33,925 --> 00:21:36,362 Oh! I'm so happy to see you. 446 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:38,534 Did I have an identical twin? 447 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:42,809 -Yes. -You gave her up for adoption? 448 00:21:42,809 --> 00:21:44,345 -No! -Oh. 449 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:46,483 Okay, so could she still be out there somewhere? 450 00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:48,320 What, did you put her in a basket outside of a firehouse? 451 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,824 -Or something? -No, no, no, no. 452 00:21:49,824 --> 00:21:51,760 -Is she dead? -No... 453 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,998 -Well-- -So what happened to her? 454 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:57,271 -You ate her. -What? 455 00:21:57,271 --> 00:21:59,610 Uh, uh, you know, you absorbed her. 456 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:02,215 It-it-it was in-utero. It was very early on. 457 00:22:02,215 --> 00:22:03,651 I didn't wanna tell you because I know 458 00:22:03,651 --> 00:22:05,221 how you can overreact sometimes. 459 00:22:05,221 --> 00:22:06,991 Overreact? 460 00:22:09,663 --> 00:22:12,536 Great, so I'm a sister-eating cannibal. 461 00:22:12,536 --> 00:22:15,274 For me to live, somebody had to die? 462 00:22:15,274 --> 00:22:16,911 This is why I go around always feeling 463 00:22:16,911 --> 00:22:19,816 like something is missing, I have a big hole in my heart? 464 00:22:19,816 --> 00:22:21,252 I think what you're describing is 465 00:22:21,252 --> 00:22:23,658 a human condition, but continue. 466 00:22:23,658 --> 00:22:25,094 So what else haven't you told me? 467 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,732 Nothing. Except... 468 00:22:29,102 --> 00:22:30,638 I miss you. 469 00:22:30,638 --> 00:22:32,843 And I want you to move back home. 470 00:22:32,843 --> 00:22:35,916 Well, I bet. I'm the only child you have left. 471 00:22:35,916 --> 00:22:38,053 Honey, I know there's plenty of room for all of us 472 00:22:38,053 --> 00:22:39,422 back at the house. 473 00:22:39,422 --> 00:22:42,295 I was hoping that you'd warm up to the idea of-- 474 00:22:42,295 --> 00:22:44,299 Dumb-Dumb? 475 00:22:44,299 --> 00:22:45,569 I wish you wouldn't call him that. 476 00:22:45,569 --> 00:22:47,071 What would you prefer that I call him? 477 00:22:47,071 --> 00:22:51,313 -Well, stepdad. -What? 478 00:22:51,313 --> 00:22:53,585 -He asked me to marry him. -What? Uh... 479 00:22:53,585 --> 00:22:56,123 Don't overreact. We-we wanna get married next week. 480 00:22:56,123 --> 00:22:59,697 Next week? Oh, my God, please tell me that he's dying! 481 00:22:59,697 --> 00:23:01,601 And you're granting him his last request. 482 00:23:01,601 --> 00:23:04,405 Or just some kind of blackmail situation that's going on. 483 00:23:04,405 --> 00:23:05,708 Or have you just lost your mind? 484 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,444 Honey, I love him, and I don't 485 00:23:07,444 --> 00:23:08,715 wanna wait one other second, but 486 00:23:08,715 --> 00:23:11,452 I would really like your blessing. 487 00:23:11,452 --> 00:23:12,756 My bl... 488 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,195 Not possible. 489 00:23:17,733 --> 00:23:20,203 We went through such a tough time together... 490 00:23:21,073 --> 00:23:22,207 you and I. 491 00:23:23,210 --> 00:23:25,882 But it's been six years now. 492 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:29,624 I was hoping that you would at least understand. 493 00:23:29,624 --> 00:23:31,961 Well, I was hoping I had a twin sister. 494 00:23:31,961 --> 00:23:35,034 But I ate her. So we can't have everything. 495 00:23:35,034 --> 00:23:37,973 [instrumental music] 496 00:23:40,244 --> 00:23:42,816 [school bell ringing] 497 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:52,903 -Do you bruise easily? -Why? 498 00:23:52,903 --> 00:23:54,540 Are you gonna punch me in the face now? 499 00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,343 -Yes or no? -No. 500 00:23:56,343 --> 00:23:57,979 Any breathing issues? 501 00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:00,217 -No, not that I know of. -All right, open your eyes. 502 00:24:00,217 --> 00:24:03,457 -Wide. -Oh. Uh, Dr. Best. Dr. Best. 503 00:24:03,457 --> 00:24:05,161 -Look up. -What, w-what are you doing? 504 00:24:05,161 --> 00:24:08,266 Checking for blue sclera. You see here? No bluish tint. 505 00:24:08,266 --> 00:24:10,739 That means we know it's probably not osteogenesis imperfecta. 506 00:24:10,739 --> 00:24:12,307 Okay, but I don't think it's appropriate for you 507 00:24:12,307 --> 00:24:14,647 to be examining a student without his parent present. 508 00:24:14,647 --> 00:24:16,517 -Yeah, dude. You're a creep. -Yeah. 509 00:24:16,517 --> 00:24:18,387 Well, I wouldn't have to if your parent 510 00:24:18,387 --> 00:24:19,990 were a little more helpful. 511 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:24,365 I-I just, I need to know what happened, okay? 512 00:24:24,365 --> 00:24:26,905 I, I'm being sued for malpractice. 513 00:24:26,905 --> 00:24:28,440 Right? This kid's health is on the line. 514 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,810 I'm the only one in town who seems to care. 515 00:24:29,810 --> 00:24:32,983 Okay, okay. I-I get it. I, I do. 516 00:24:32,983 --> 00:24:35,320 I, I just found out that 517 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,959 this school might be closing due to lack of funding. 518 00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:41,634 Yeah. I'm not surprised. I mean, it's economics. 519 00:24:41,634 --> 00:24:43,939 I mean, school serves too few students. 520 00:24:43,939 --> 00:24:47,979 -It's not financially feasible. -But also, I might lose my job. 521 00:24:47,979 --> 00:24:51,687 I mean, this is the only job that I ever wanted, 522 00:24:51,687 --> 00:24:54,425 and basically the only real job I ever had. 523 00:24:54,425 --> 00:24:55,829 Does no one understand that? 524 00:24:55,829 --> 00:24:57,064 I mean, I thought, I thought 525 00:24:57,064 --> 00:24:58,568 maybe because of the malpractice suit, 526 00:24:58,568 --> 00:24:59,970 you, you could relate. 527 00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:02,408 I'm not losing my job. I'll prove I was right. 528 00:25:02,408 --> 00:25:04,613 -You just watch me. -What? 529 00:25:05,448 --> 00:25:07,886 [instrumental music] 530 00:25:12,562 --> 00:25:15,167 -[thudding] -[air hissing] 531 00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:19,409 Let me guess. That's Eddie McCroy's truck. 532 00:25:19,409 --> 00:25:22,314 Yeah. You want me to get Glendon for ya? 533 00:25:22,314 --> 00:25:24,185 No. Go home. 534 00:25:24,185 --> 00:25:27,191 [instrumental music] 535 00:25:30,566 --> 00:25:33,069 [indistinct chatter] 536 00:25:37,178 --> 00:25:39,583 Well, look. It's Dr. Downer. 537 00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,252 Everybody lock your doors tonight. 538 00:25:41,252 --> 00:25:43,591 He already broke an arm. God knows what he'll do next. 539 00:25:43,591 --> 00:25:45,026 -Gosh, Freda. -The usual? 540 00:25:45,026 --> 00:25:46,597 Garden salad with chicken nougat? 541 00:25:46,597 --> 00:25:48,734 Emphasis on the to-go part. 542 00:25:48,734 --> 00:25:51,173 I think everyone here would like you to go as well. 543 00:25:51,173 --> 00:25:52,341 [laughing] 544 00:25:52,341 --> 00:25:54,178 -Hey... -Oh, come on. 545 00:25:55,649 --> 00:25:57,619 I have no idea why he's laughing that hard. 546 00:25:57,619 --> 00:25:59,055 Well, can you tell me about Glendon Ross Jr.? 547 00:25:59,055 --> 00:26:00,758 Does he eat here? What does he like to order? 548 00:26:00,758 --> 00:26:03,998 [Collins] You wanna bring him something as an apology? 549 00:26:03,998 --> 00:26:07,005 That's not going to heal his arm before Saturday. 550 00:26:07,005 --> 00:26:08,941 You know, I have nothing to apologize for. 551 00:26:08,941 --> 00:26:11,880 -I-I just need any reason-- -Don't worry, doc. 552 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,352 This will all calm down after the game. 553 00:26:14,352 --> 00:26:15,889 And, look, you never know. 554 00:26:15,889 --> 00:26:18,026 The team could still win without Junior. 555 00:26:18,026 --> 00:26:20,497 [all] Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz... 556 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,368 For God's sakes, people. Okay? 557 00:26:22,368 --> 00:26:24,038 -This is not the World Series. -Ah. 558 00:26:24,038 --> 00:26:26,342 This is a high school baseball game. 559 00:26:27,477 --> 00:26:29,482 You heard me. 560 00:26:29,482 --> 00:26:31,052 It's our World Series, doc. 561 00:26:31,052 --> 00:26:32,655 These people went to Port Wenn Day School 562 00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:34,526 from kindergarten through 12th. 563 00:26:34,526 --> 00:26:36,630 We're all Mosquitos at heart. 564 00:26:36,630 --> 00:26:38,668 And we've all waited 12 years 565 00:26:38,668 --> 00:26:41,239 to beat those snooty Bar Harbor Peckers! 566 00:26:41,239 --> 00:26:43,009 [grunting] 567 00:26:44,613 --> 00:26:46,016 -Their team is the Woodpeckers. -Yup. 568 00:26:46,016 --> 00:26:48,086 How long does it take to make a salad? 569 00:26:48,086 --> 00:26:49,990 Oh, oh. Melissa. 570 00:26:50,658 --> 00:26:52,161 Coming right up. 571 00:26:55,569 --> 00:26:58,741 [instrumental music] 572 00:27:06,823 --> 00:27:12,200 ♪ Through broken lines and bridges burned ♪ 573 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,173 [vocalization] 574 00:27:17,646 --> 00:27:23,389 ♪ I guess I have some lessons learned ♪ 575 00:27:23,389 --> 00:27:25,928 [vocalization] 576 00:27:28,133 --> 00:27:33,711 ♪ My only thought was just to run ♪ 577 00:27:33,711 --> 00:27:35,047 [vocalization] 578 00:27:35,047 --> 00:27:38,855 ♪ To run 579 00:27:38,855 --> 00:27:44,198 ♪ And I forgot where I was from ♪ 580 00:27:44,198 --> 00:27:46,435 [vocalization] 581 00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:53,149 ♪ Since my eyes were closed 582 00:27:54,218 --> 00:27:56,924 [vocalization] 583 00:27:59,462 --> 00:28:02,101 Hi, friends. Guess what? 584 00:28:02,101 --> 00:28:06,375 Not only is my mother engaged to Dumb-Dumb... 585 00:28:08,213 --> 00:28:12,288 I ate my twin sister. 586 00:28:12,288 --> 00:28:14,526 It's right here. Went down to the basement. 587 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,029 It's right here in the files. 588 00:28:16,029 --> 00:28:18,500 What? There are paper files in the basement? 589 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:21,172 It's called Vanishing Twin Syndrome. 590 00:28:21,172 --> 00:28:24,279 It's a really nice way of saying I ate my sister. 591 00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:26,016 [Martin] Elaine, why didn't you tell me? 592 00:28:26,016 --> 00:28:27,652 -Uh... -It's so dirty down there... 593 00:28:27,652 --> 00:28:29,723 I honestly think I just blocked it out. 594 00:28:29,723 --> 00:28:31,561 But now that it's about something important... 595 00:28:31,561 --> 00:28:35,300 "But now that it's important..." You mean it's saving my reput... 596 00:28:35,300 --> 00:28:36,770 I don't, I don't even know why I bother. 597 00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:38,039 Oh, but watch out for that... 598 00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:40,377 -[thuds] -[Martin screams] 599 00:28:40,377 --> 00:28:42,381 [objects shattering] 600 00:28:42,381 --> 00:28:44,285 ...one step. 601 00:28:44,285 --> 00:28:47,257 [instrumental music] 602 00:29:05,294 --> 00:29:06,530 Aha! 603 00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:12,374 Guess what? Glendon Jr. only has one kidney. 604 00:29:12,374 --> 00:29:15,481 Well, don't let him near me. I might try to eat the other one. 605 00:29:15,481 --> 00:29:19,121 The kidneys regulate calcium, vitamin D and phosphorus levels. 606 00:29:19,121 --> 00:29:20,859 With only one, that might have something to do with why 607 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:22,595 his arm broke so easily. 608 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:23,698 Now I just need to see Junior 609 00:29:23,698 --> 00:29:25,801 and ask him some questions. 610 00:29:28,073 --> 00:29:29,876 Why is he giving me this? 611 00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,949 Hey, doc. I come bearing lattes. 612 00:29:32,949 --> 00:29:35,955 Uh, Elaine can have mine. I, uh, don't drink foam. 613 00:29:35,955 --> 00:29:39,295 Yeah, give me. Better latte than never. 614 00:29:39,295 --> 00:29:41,098 -[laughing] -Oh. 615 00:29:41,098 --> 00:29:42,969 The bar for humor in this town is very low. 616 00:29:42,969 --> 00:29:45,675 Uh, anyway, doc, I know that we're buds and all. 617 00:29:45,675 --> 00:29:47,612 And I really like and respect you. 618 00:29:47,612 --> 00:29:49,682 -Wait, what-what's going on? -I'm really sorry, man. 619 00:29:49,682 --> 00:29:53,123 -Are you Dr. Martin Best? -You already served me papers. 620 00:29:53,123 --> 00:29:55,460 These are new papers. This is a restraining order. 621 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:57,231 -What? -I'm really sorry, man. 622 00:29:57,231 --> 00:29:59,536 You're not allowed to contact Glendon Ross Jr. at school. 623 00:29:59,536 --> 00:30:02,007 You're not allowed to contact Glendon Ross Jr. at home. 624 00:30:02,007 --> 00:30:03,844 You're not allowed to contact anyone in the Ross family 625 00:30:03,844 --> 00:30:05,815 or be within 300 feet of them. 626 00:30:05,815 --> 00:30:07,652 Are you kidding me? A restraining order? 627 00:30:07,652 --> 00:30:10,024 I'm just trying to figure out what's wrong with his son. 628 00:30:10,024 --> 00:30:12,160 I'm really sorry, man. You wanna go, like, shoot, like, darts o-- 629 00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,597 No, I don't wanna go shoot darts! 630 00:30:13,597 --> 00:30:16,035 I don't ever wanna see you again. 631 00:30:16,035 --> 00:30:17,605 You mean, like, in this capacity, though, right? 632 00:30:17,605 --> 00:30:19,441 Like, serving you papers, right? 633 00:30:20,612 --> 00:30:22,549 -Sure. -[Elaine] It's Louisa. 634 00:30:22,549 --> 00:30:24,786 She says it's an emergency. She needs to talk right away. 635 00:30:24,786 --> 00:30:26,222 Really? 636 00:30:27,024 --> 00:30:29,128 Oh, it's for you. 637 00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:32,033 -Good. I should go. -[Junior screaming] 638 00:30:32,033 --> 00:30:34,940 [Louisa] It's Junior. He's in excruciating pain. 639 00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:36,577 Can you please come to the school and see him? 640 00:30:36,577 --> 00:30:38,313 I would love to come see Junior, but his father 641 00:30:38,313 --> 00:30:40,016 just took out a restraining order against me. 642 00:30:40,016 --> 00:30:41,921 I don't wanna hear excuses. He's in terrible pain. 643 00:30:41,921 --> 00:30:44,224 You're just five minutes away, so find a way! 644 00:30:44,224 --> 00:30:45,360 [Junior groans] 645 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:50,872 -[instrumental music] -[grunts] 646 00:30:50,872 --> 00:30:52,776 -[Junior groans] -There, just... 647 00:30:52,776 --> 00:30:55,013 -Yeah. Oh. -[grunts] 648 00:30:55,013 --> 00:30:57,886 Okay, okay, yup, yup, yup. Oh, oh. 649 00:30:57,886 --> 00:30:59,689 -Oh, gosh. Okay. -Oh, my God. Sorry. 650 00:30:59,689 --> 00:31:01,025 -Are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 651 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:04,131 [Junior groaning] 652 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,037 Hm. Hm. 653 00:31:07,037 --> 00:31:09,007 -Here. -[Junior groans] 654 00:31:10,444 --> 00:31:14,619 Um, he's-he's having these horrible waves of stabbing pain. 655 00:31:14,619 --> 00:31:18,159 On a scale of one to ten, how bad is the pain? 656 00:31:18,159 --> 00:31:19,630 Oh, 11. 657 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:22,167 [screams] 658 00:31:22,167 --> 00:31:23,269 Just... 659 00:31:24,505 --> 00:31:25,941 -Ah! Ah. -Oh, God. 660 00:31:25,941 --> 00:31:27,444 [Junior groans] 661 00:31:27,444 --> 00:31:29,582 I think you might have a kidney stone, which needs to be 662 00:31:29,582 --> 00:31:31,987 broken up sooner than later, since you only have one kidney, 663 00:31:31,987 --> 00:31:34,859 a fact you could have mentioned. But, hey, here we are. 664 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:36,831 Louisa, will you call the paramedics? 665 00:31:36,831 --> 00:31:39,201 -Yeah, um, of course. -[Junior groans] 666 00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:40,671 That explains the back pain. 667 00:31:40,671 --> 00:31:41,941 What does a kidney stone have 668 00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:42,976 to do with brittle bones? 669 00:31:42,976 --> 00:31:44,278 How should I know? 670 00:31:44,278 --> 00:31:45,848 Unless 671 00:31:45,848 --> 00:31:47,953 you're not processing protein. 672 00:31:47,953 --> 00:31:51,226 Then you would have to be overdosing it. 673 00:31:51,226 --> 00:31:53,096 Are we consuming an excess of protein? 674 00:31:53,096 --> 00:31:54,966 Well, I do try to bulk up during the season. 675 00:31:54,966 --> 00:31:57,270 With what? Whole buffaloes? 676 00:31:58,106 --> 00:32:00,377 -In there. -Oh. 677 00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:02,715 [Louisa] Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. 678 00:32:02,715 --> 00:32:04,719 All right, ambulance is on its way. 679 00:32:04,719 --> 00:32:07,258 [Junior groans] 680 00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:08,627 How much protein powder have you been taking? 681 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:12,000 Oh, I don't know, like one of those a week. 682 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,436 This should last you for a month. 683 00:32:13,436 --> 00:32:14,906 How long have you been abusing this stuff? 684 00:32:14,906 --> 00:32:16,009 I wouldn't call it abusing. 685 00:32:16,009 --> 00:32:17,278 It's protein powder. 686 00:32:17,278 --> 00:32:19,248 Yeah, well, your one kidney disagrees. 687 00:32:19,248 --> 00:32:22,287 I started sophomore year, but like I said, I ramp it up 688 00:32:22,287 --> 00:32:24,258 during baseball season. I needed to bulk up for-- 689 00:32:24,258 --> 00:32:26,563 Yeah, well, you can forget about the playoffs, okay? 690 00:32:26,563 --> 00:32:28,967 You shouldn't be doing anything physical or strenuous right now. 691 00:32:28,967 --> 00:32:31,405 You can break like a twig. You need to rest. 692 00:32:31,405 --> 00:32:34,245 Stop taking the protein powder, and get your bone health back. 693 00:32:34,245 --> 00:32:35,915 Then I need to tell my dad. 694 00:32:35,915 --> 00:32:37,417 Well, of course you need to tell your dad. 695 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:39,188 But then it might sound like it's my fault. 696 00:32:39,188 --> 00:32:42,160 -It is your fault. -Well, he can't know that! 697 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,731 He was really excited about playoffs. 698 00:32:43,731 --> 00:32:46,402 -It's a championship. -He is suing me for malpractice. 699 00:32:46,402 --> 00:32:48,439 I could lose my job. The town could lose its doctor. 700 00:32:48,439 --> 00:32:52,147 It's awful, isn't it, the future being so insecure, 701 00:32:52,147 --> 00:32:53,885 not knowing if you're gonna keep your job? 702 00:32:53,885 --> 00:32:56,455 [Junior exhaling sharply] 703 00:32:58,426 --> 00:33:01,132 What about the restraining order? 704 00:33:01,132 --> 00:33:04,305 And you're not even supposed to be near me, right? 705 00:33:04,305 --> 00:33:06,543 I could have you arrested for even being here. 706 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,315 Just, I wanna get this straight. 707 00:33:09,315 --> 00:33:10,918 Are you threatening me after 708 00:33:10,918 --> 00:33:13,624 I climb through a window to help you? 709 00:33:13,624 --> 00:33:15,528 Uh, uh... 710 00:33:15,528 --> 00:33:17,330 Yes? 711 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,536 -I thought so. -You should go. 712 00:33:19,536 --> 00:33:20,638 Yes. 713 00:33:23,677 --> 00:33:25,548 [grunts] 714 00:33:27,519 --> 00:33:29,422 Oh. 715 00:33:29,422 --> 00:33:32,061 -Yeah. Got it? Oh. -Uh, yeah. 716 00:33:32,061 --> 00:33:33,296 Yeah, no. 717 00:33:36,804 --> 00:33:38,206 Yes. 718 00:33:38,206 --> 00:33:40,944 -I can imagine it's difficult. -[Junior groans] 719 00:33:40,944 --> 00:33:43,584 With the school possibly closing. 720 00:33:43,584 --> 00:33:45,486 And, Junior, don't worry, with a simple sound-wave 721 00:33:45,486 --> 00:33:47,224 procedure to break up the stone, you should be as good-- 722 00:33:47,224 --> 00:33:49,529 -Forget it. Go. Go, go. Come on. -Oh, okay, I'm just-- 723 00:33:49,529 --> 00:33:51,867 -Yeah. Whoo! -[Martin] Have fun. 724 00:33:51,867 --> 00:33:54,438 Okay. Uh... 725 00:33:54,438 --> 00:33:56,408 [siren wailing] 726 00:33:59,114 --> 00:34:01,218 My God! What have you done now? 727 00:34:01,218 --> 00:34:05,093 Nothing. Couldn't find any dynamite. 728 00:34:05,093 --> 00:34:07,799 What? We are not a family of criminals. 729 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:10,805 I'm kidding, you're the one with a restraining order 730 00:34:10,805 --> 00:34:13,076 and a lawsuit against ya. 731 00:34:13,076 --> 00:34:15,246 -Are you doing okay? -I'm fine. Yeah. 732 00:34:15,246 --> 00:34:16,850 I mean, I might lose my job because of that 733 00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,987 blustering, egomaniacal asshat. 734 00:34:18,987 --> 00:34:22,260 -It's insanity. -Oh, wait a minute. 735 00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:25,768 Does that mean that you actually wanna keep your job here? 736 00:34:25,768 --> 00:34:27,404 -Of course. -You... 737 00:34:27,404 --> 00:34:29,843 You wanna continue to practice medicine 738 00:34:29,843 --> 00:34:32,848 here in Port Wenn? You like it here? 739 00:34:32,848 --> 00:34:34,553 -That's not what I said. -Aw. 740 00:34:34,553 --> 00:34:36,556 -That's not what I said. -Aw, come on now. 741 00:34:36,556 --> 00:34:40,496 Admit it, admit it. You're starting to be happy here. 742 00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:42,434 Nope, not what I said. It's the principle. 743 00:34:42,434 --> 00:34:45,374 -Release me, please. -All right, how about this? 744 00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:49,448 How about I take out your rival and you take out mine? 745 00:34:49,448 --> 00:34:51,520 Mm. This has been constructive. Yeah. 746 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:54,058 Look, if you wanna keep your job, you wanna save your career, 747 00:34:54,058 --> 00:34:56,596 you're gonna have to stand up to this asshat. 748 00:34:56,596 --> 00:34:58,466 Come on! 749 00:34:58,466 --> 00:35:02,307 -Put up a fight, like me. -With dynamite? 750 00:35:02,307 --> 00:35:06,617 Well, good luck finding any. I looked everywhere. 751 00:35:06,617 --> 00:35:09,388 [instrumental music] 752 00:35:12,427 --> 00:35:15,568 -Go Skeets! -Go Skeets. 753 00:35:15,568 --> 00:35:17,304 -What's the matter? -Nothing. 754 00:35:17,304 --> 00:35:20,176 Just who knows how many zzs we'll have left. 755 00:35:20,176 --> 00:35:22,515 The future is promised to no one. 756 00:35:23,316 --> 00:35:26,188 Ah! God, that drew blood. 757 00:35:26,188 --> 00:35:28,493 -Uh, what's going on? -Uh... 758 00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:31,567 Okay, look, don't tell anyone, but the school 759 00:35:31,567 --> 00:35:33,771 might be closing due to lack of funding. 760 00:35:33,771 --> 00:35:36,876 What? Port Wenn Day School? 761 00:35:36,876 --> 00:35:38,180 That's all of our childhoods. 762 00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:41,052 There's like 20 million memories in there. 763 00:35:41,052 --> 00:35:43,322 -Exactly. -Yes. Are you okay? 764 00:35:43,322 --> 00:35:45,193 Port Wenn Day is like your whole life. 765 00:35:45,193 --> 00:35:47,732 Thank you. Finally someone gets it. 766 00:35:47,732 --> 00:35:49,736 I mean, look, school was never my thing, 767 00:35:49,736 --> 00:35:53,744 but everybody knows that you're like the best teacher ever. 768 00:35:53,744 --> 00:35:55,648 Seriously, people don't shut up about that. 769 00:35:55,648 --> 00:35:57,084 Mm. 770 00:35:57,084 --> 00:35:58,821 Oh! Oh! 771 00:35:58,821 --> 00:36:00,525 Mm... 772 00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:03,263 I-I-I know that you're, uh, looking for a place to live. 773 00:36:03,263 --> 00:36:06,135 You've seen my show? 774 00:36:06,135 --> 00:36:07,838 -Bits and pieces. -Oh. 775 00:36:07,838 --> 00:36:08,840 Yeah, you know, I was thinking 776 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,443 about renting out my spare room. 777 00:36:10,443 --> 00:36:13,383 Do you wanna be my roommate? 778 00:36:13,383 --> 00:36:15,722 -Are you serious? -Yes! 779 00:36:15,722 --> 00:36:17,792 [instrumental music] 780 00:36:19,462 --> 00:36:21,700 You'll be like the sister I never ate. 781 00:36:21,700 --> 00:36:22,935 Huh. 782 00:36:24,973 --> 00:36:26,109 Uh... 783 00:36:26,109 --> 00:36:27,511 [laughter] 784 00:36:27,511 --> 00:36:29,816 -Come here. Yay! -Yay! 785 00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:34,725 [cheering and applauding] 786 00:36:37,364 --> 00:36:40,236 [indistinct yelling] 787 00:36:40,236 --> 00:36:42,508 [woman] Come on, boys, get out there! 788 00:36:45,648 --> 00:36:47,919 -That's what I'm talking about. -Yay! 789 00:36:47,919 --> 00:36:50,156 -[Sarah] Yeah, yeah, yeah! -[man 1] Let's go! 790 00:36:50,156 --> 00:36:51,826 [Mark] Let's go, Paul! 791 00:36:52,996 --> 00:36:55,400 [cheering] 792 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,639 Let's go, Woodpeckers! 793 00:36:57,639 --> 00:36:59,609 [cheering] 794 00:37:01,145 --> 00:37:02,682 [man 2] Let's go. Come on, y'all! Yes! 795 00:37:02,682 --> 00:37:05,621 [man 3] Hey! [man 4] Let's go. 796 00:37:05,621 --> 00:37:07,892 Go Skeets! 797 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,663 [man 5] Let's go, Skeeters! 798 00:37:09,663 --> 00:37:12,400 Hey, let's go, boys! This is... No! 799 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:13,838 -Glendon! -No, no! No. 800 00:37:13,838 --> 00:37:16,208 -No, no can do, doc. No! -Get out of here. 801 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:18,547 Come on, you know, you know, this is killing me, but you've 802 00:37:18,547 --> 00:37:21,418 gotta remain 300 feet away from anybody in the Ross family. 803 00:37:21,418 --> 00:37:24,424 Sit down, Dr. Downer. We might actually win this game. 804 00:37:24,424 --> 00:37:25,828 Yeah. Hey, can you believe it? 805 00:37:25,828 --> 00:37:27,297 I think this is the most exciting game 806 00:37:27,297 --> 00:37:29,335 we've ever had in Mosquito history. 807 00:37:29,335 --> 00:37:32,307 Ow! Wow, we really gotta rethink the team name. 808 00:37:32,307 --> 00:37:34,145 These things are bastards. Anyhow... 809 00:37:34,145 --> 00:37:35,814 We're down to run in the seventh, right? 810 00:37:35,814 --> 00:37:38,554 Paul Parks gets up there, hits an amazing single, 811 00:37:38,554 --> 00:37:40,356 slides into first, twists his ankle. 812 00:37:40,356 --> 00:37:41,827 So we just sent out a pitch runner. 813 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:43,028 [applause] 814 00:37:44,766 --> 00:37:47,337 -What's he doing in the game? -'Cause he's our fastest runner. 815 00:37:47,337 --> 00:37:49,308 [Martin] He could break every bone in his body. 816 00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:51,412 -Let's go, Junior! -Come on, Junior! 817 00:37:51,412 --> 00:37:53,316 -Let's go, Junior! -Okay. Come on! 818 00:37:53,316 --> 00:37:55,320 -Uh, just go, J! -[man 6] Let's go, Junior! 819 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,689 Let's go, Junior! 820 00:37:59,227 --> 00:38:01,933 [crowd cheering] 821 00:38:05,942 --> 00:38:07,711 -Come on, J! -Let's go! 822 00:38:07,711 --> 00:38:09,448 Let's go. Come on, y'all! Yes! 823 00:38:09,448 --> 00:38:11,986 -Hey! -[indistinct yelling] 824 00:38:11,986 --> 00:38:15,594 -[man 7] Go Junior! Steal se...! -Buzz, buzz. 825 00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:18,500 -Let's go, Junior. -Zz, zz, zz. 826 00:38:18,500 --> 00:38:21,640 [crowd] Let's go, Junior. Zz, zz, zz. 827 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,512 Everybody, everybody. Yeah. Come on. Come on. 828 00:38:27,484 --> 00:38:29,890 -Strike one! -Oh! 829 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,494 It looked outside to me. That's outside. 830 00:38:32,494 --> 00:38:34,098 [Glendon] Okay, we got it. We got it. 831 00:38:34,098 --> 00:38:37,103 [indistinct yelling] 832 00:38:45,153 --> 00:38:46,723 [woman] Now you've seen it. 833 00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:48,660 Strike two! 834 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,898 -Ooh! -Oh, damn it! 835 00:38:50,898 --> 00:38:52,668 [cheering] 836 00:38:52,668 --> 00:38:57,110 [mouthing] You are going down. 837 00:38:57,110 --> 00:38:59,849 -Zz... -[man 8] Go! 838 00:38:59,849 --> 00:39:02,821 Go! Come on! Yay! 839 00:39:09,034 --> 00:39:11,004 Come on, come on, come on. 840 00:39:13,275 --> 00:39:15,013 -[instrumental music] -Oh. 841 00:39:15,013 --> 00:39:16,448 -Go, Junior! -Ah! 842 00:39:16,448 --> 00:39:19,790 -Okay! Okay! -Let's go, J! 843 00:39:19,790 --> 00:39:21,560 Run! 844 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,497 [instrumental music] 845 00:39:26,135 --> 00:39:28,039 Run! 846 00:39:28,039 --> 00:39:30,176 [indistinct yelling] 847 00:39:30,176 --> 00:39:33,315 [man 8] All the way up! All the way up! 848 00:39:33,315 --> 00:39:36,488 [music continues] 849 00:39:40,129 --> 00:39:42,300 -Run, boy! -He's gonna make it! 850 00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:44,472 [music continues] 851 00:39:44,472 --> 00:39:48,046 Run! Run! Run all... 852 00:39:48,046 --> 00:39:50,751 [indistinct yelling] 853 00:39:52,487 --> 00:39:55,794 Don't! Don't! 854 00:39:58,332 --> 00:39:59,802 [groans] 855 00:40:04,178 --> 00:40:05,881 [indistinct yelling] 856 00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:09,421 [man 9] Slide! Slide! [man 10] He's going home! 857 00:40:09,421 --> 00:40:12,027 [man 9] Slide home, Junior! Slide home! 858 00:40:12,027 --> 00:40:14,932 [screaming] 859 00:40:15,366 --> 00:40:18,205 [groans] 860 00:40:18,205 --> 00:40:20,510 [screaming] 861 00:40:22,982 --> 00:40:25,520 [groaning] 862 00:40:32,635 --> 00:40:34,371 -What? No, no, no, no! -What? 863 00:40:34,371 --> 00:40:35,607 -What's happening? -What's going on? 864 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:36,643 What the hell is wrong with you? 865 00:40:36,643 --> 00:40:38,613 Why would you do that? 866 00:40:38,613 --> 00:40:40,618 Forget about the lawsuit. You're going to jail. 867 00:40:40,618 --> 00:40:43,623 Dad, stop! He did it for me. 868 00:40:43,623 --> 00:40:45,928 He's the reason you got hurt in the first place. 869 00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:47,732 No, I am! 870 00:40:47,732 --> 00:40:52,373 I took too much protein powder, and it made my bones brittle. 871 00:40:52,373 --> 00:40:53,811 Why would you do something so stupid? 872 00:40:53,811 --> 00:40:55,981 Because I wanna make you proud of me. 873 00:40:57,652 --> 00:40:59,955 Doc Martin was just trying to protect me. 874 00:41:01,158 --> 00:41:02,795 Hey, you heard that, everybody? 875 00:41:02,795 --> 00:41:06,536 -Doc B is a hero! -Time! Time! 876 00:41:06,536 --> 00:41:09,307 Port Wenn is disqualified for fan interference! 877 00:41:09,307 --> 00:41:12,246 [crowd booing] 878 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:16,388 I spoke too soon. 879 00:41:16,388 --> 00:41:18,593 Doc, you should sneak out the back. 880 00:41:24,137 --> 00:41:25,874 [Glendon] Yes, I'm sure. 881 00:41:28,412 --> 00:41:29,782 I talked to my lawyers. 882 00:41:29,782 --> 00:41:32,555 That sounds expensive. What now? 883 00:41:32,555 --> 00:41:34,959 I'm dropping the lawsuit. 884 00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:37,799 Thank you for figuring out what was wrong with my son. 885 00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:39,101 -With no help from you. -Hey. 886 00:41:39,101 --> 00:41:43,209 Will you let me finish before I change my mind? 887 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:45,514 What I'm trying to say is, 888 00:41:45,514 --> 00:41:48,419 I won't tell anybody about Boston. 889 00:41:48,419 --> 00:41:51,058 There's nothing to tell. 890 00:41:51,058 --> 00:41:55,032 Well, there's plenty to tell, but I'm not telling anyone... 891 00:41:56,903 --> 00:41:58,039 for now. 892 00:41:58,039 --> 00:42:00,711 [instrumental music] 893 00:42:00,711 --> 00:42:01,980 All right, champ. That's great. 894 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:05,420 Uh, be careful. He's a bag of bones. 895 00:42:05,420 --> 00:42:09,194 Hey. Good job out there. 896 00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:12,902 Oh! You will never beat us! 897 00:42:12,902 --> 00:42:15,039 Never, never, never, never! 898 00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:18,713 I'll beat you with my bare hands, but I don't touch trash. 899 00:42:18,713 --> 00:42:21,351 -Oh, who you calling trash? -[Sarah] You! 900 00:42:21,351 --> 00:42:23,823 You smell like an old rotten herring, 901 00:42:23,823 --> 00:42:26,462 you, you, you slimy old slob! 902 00:42:26,462 --> 00:42:28,601 Oh. You say that again. 903 00:42:28,601 --> 00:42:30,302 You slimy old slob! 904 00:42:32,507 --> 00:42:33,710 Mm... 905 00:42:35,479 --> 00:42:37,084 [upbeat music] 906 00:42:37,084 --> 00:42:38,620 Happens every year. 907 00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,690 -Every year? -Mm-hmm. 908 00:42:51,078 --> 00:42:52,346 Go Skeets. 909 00:42:55,453 --> 00:42:58,593 [music continues] 910 00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,803 -Hm. -Ah. 911 00:43:06,475 --> 00:43:12,655 ♪ What are we waiting for? What are we waiting for? ♪ 912 00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:17,096 ♪ It's time the time is now ♪ 913 00:43:18,700 --> 00:43:21,806 ♪ We gotta take a leap 914 00:43:21,806 --> 00:43:24,612 ♪ We gotta dig real deep 915 00:43:24,612 --> 00:43:28,653 ♪ And we might like what we find ♪ 916 00:43:28,653 --> 00:43:31,124 ♪ On the other side